Introducing the Double Wides. With 12mm more room for your big honkin' face.
Look up, and your eyes are hidden when you come back to reality. The Money Counters are great for slipping down on your nose as you bluff, scope, or chill. Prime for low-light, while you maintain your sex-appeal.
"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." -David Lee Roth