Unfortunately we can’t provide a sexy lifeguard to save you and give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating rig.
Pit Viper's Most popular frame just got more Excitering. The New Miami Night Exciters come in like a wrecking ball, and you will never hit so hard in love. Yeah you, you wreh ehhh eck me!
The Optimal Blend of Style and Performance. Fluffy, brightly colored scrunchies that won't tear your hair out like elastic hairbands or the stranger at the bus stop.
These glasses are actually small, not just far away. The new XS line brings the same durability and adjustability of Pit Vipers to the little faces out there who are sending it big.
The Pit Viper 1993 XS kids sunglasses have a unique orange-tinted brown lens that is perfect for protecting your eyes from the sun. The lightweight metal and nylon frame has spring hinges for a secure fit.
Which came first, the chicken or the robin’s egg? Trick question, it’s the Free Range Climax. These are grade A, cage free, and made without hormones or antibiotics.
Pit Viper LA Brights Polarized Sunglasses are specially designed to reduce the amount of sunlight that reaches your eyes. They have a unique lens coating that helps to reflect back harmful UV rays and other high-energy light.
Carnivore Pit Viper sunglasses provide 100% UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays. The lenses are made of polycarbonate, which is a lightweight and durable material. We don't let vegetarians make the rules for a reason.
The Ellipticals are the same durable, functional frame you know and love from the Pit Viper 2000s, redesigned with a rounder, sexier lens to achieve a new expressive look. Look at that curve!
What's red, black, and blue, and is soon to be a permanent part of your face? If you said anything other than the Peacekeeper Intimidators please see a doctor immediately.
Is that the pizza? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Pit Viper 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, unprecedented barbecue knowledge, and calling everybody "brother!"
Is that the pizza? Nah, just life, liberty, & the pursuit of happiness. Freedom rings again with the Merika Pit Viper 2000s. Side effects may include increased lite beer consumption, unprecedented barbecue knowledge, and calling everybody "brother."
1993 2000s are back and POLARIZED! Demand Respect and Authority. In the courtroom. In the bedroom. In the bathroom. In your mugshot. In THE FUTURE.REMINDER: Polarized 2000s are NOT ANSI Z87+ rated.
The 1993s are back and better, harder, faster, faster, harder, YES!!Ahem, the 1993s are back and better than ever. Demand Respect and Authority. In the courtroom. In the bedroom. In the bathroom. In your mugshot. In, the FUTURE.
Nights aren't for sleeping. Not for you, they're not. They're for working hard, partying harder, and pushing your eyeballs into the most dangerous situations 'till the sun comes up. Good thing these night shades are gonna be with you every step of the way
