If you’re gonna wear it, ya gotta learn how to tip it. And while we’re at it, ya better learn how to take it off before steppin’ into a tatami room, orderin’ sashimi, or meetin’ someone’s obaachan.
That daggum bear didn’t know if it was fightin’ or flightin'—but it sure as heck didn’t know who was chasin’ it. A guy? On a buffalo? That’s right, nature’s most unstoppable force ridin’ nature’s most unstoppable creature
When you hear stories like these from ol’ cowpokes, they’ll wax poetic about the dangers, the adventures, the good times and the bad. But somethin’ the good ones will always tell you is, "Luck's got nothin' to do with it!"