Sharp as a mesquite thorn and twice as tough, el coyote doesn’t ask for a seat at the table. It just sneaks in, swipes your green chile enchiladas, and it’s gone before you even notice.
When you hear stories like these from ol’ cowpokes, they’ll wax poetic about the dangers, the adventures, the good times and the bad. But somethin’ the good ones will always tell you is, "Luck's got nothin' to do with it!"
The Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa.