When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laser-proof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow. Fair warning. This ol’ tin can is smarter than he looks.
“Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man that couldn't be throwed.” A wise ol’ cowboy told us this one day. Said once he understood it, it changed his whole life. So we took it to heart!
When you hear stories like these from ol’ cowpokes, they’ll wax poetic about the dangers, the adventures, the good times and the bad. But somethin’ the good ones will always tell you is, "Luck's got nothin' to do with it!"
Some of us just can't pull off wearing a Cowboy Hat. And some of us should never wear one. You won't find this hat home on the range... you'll find it home on your noggin'!
The Javelina makes its home deep in the rugged Southwestern Desert. Here, this desert dweller's got all it needs- perfectly content with the fruit of the prickly pear and the shade of a mesquite tree. Think we'll pour us up some Sotol and join.
It ain’t a deer, it ain’t a moose, and it sure as heck ain’t your imagination. It’s El Fantasma del Bosque—a shadow with antlers, slipping through the trees like a whisper on the wind.
The road has been long and hard for this ol' cowboy, but he paces onward across the dusty plain. Carved by his own grit and determination, the path leads on...
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