Ain’t a good idea to 50/50 a longhorn. Trust us, cowboy. Daggum flip kick on the other hand? A stunt like that’ll land ya one heckuva sponsorship. Probably not from us though.
“Howdy Partner” is so 1800s. “Howdy Dude” is in. Saddle up, get them little doggies along, and welcome to the modern era of cowboy camaraderie. Or at least that’s how we think stuff like this gets invented in SoCal. Authenticity, folks.