On every stretch of road from Mexico to just south of the Great White North, you can find the dillo. Every highway and byway is littered with em. Except this one aint gettin flattened any time soon he’s tearin up asphalt as fast as his wheels can take him
“Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man that couldn't be throwed.” A wise ol’ cowboy told us this one day. Said once he understood it, it changed his whole life. So we took it to heart!
When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laser-proof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow. Fair warning. This ol’ tin can is smarter than he looks.