“Howdy Partner” is so 1800s. “Howdy Dude” is in. Saddle up, get them little doggies along, and welcome to the modern era of cowboy camaraderie. Or at least that’s how we think stuff like this gets invented in SoCal. Authenticity, folks.
Somewhere between 3-4 in the morning
Not a daggum soul in sight
A ‘71 SS 454 El Camino tearin’ down the road
There’s a storm movin’ in… tonight? Trying to rhyme here, give us a break.
The main event, tonight at Arena Los Senderos. Jefe defends his title against the underdog: the Conejo Kid. Seniors get in free. Kids are half priced. Buckets of beer are ten pesos till we sell out.