If ya squint just right on a day that’s hotter’n’hell you might catch a glimpse of a cowgirl mermaid relaxing in a cool spring; is this just what yer parched self needed? Naw… that’s a daggum mirage!
That daggum bear didn’t know if it was fightin’ or flightin'—but it sure as heck didn’t know who was chasin’ it. A guy? On a buffalo? That’s right, nature’s most unstoppable force ridin’ nature’s most unstoppable creature
When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laser-proof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow. Fair warning. This ol’ tin can is smarter than he looks.