Sometimes you plan it, but most nights it just sneaks up on ya. Next thing you know, you’re sitting at a Waffle House at 3am drinkin’ cheap black coffee wonderin’ where the night went. Our best guess? You got a little rowdy, amigo.
This ol’ clunker may not look like much, but she can make Mars on a single tank of plutonium. Just don’t run it under 88 mph or it’ll explode. Wait, that’s a different t-shirt…