The Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa.
If ya squint just right on a day that’s hotter’n’hell you might catch a glimpse of a cowgirl mermaid relaxing in a cool spring; is this just what yer parched self needed? Naw… that’s a daggum mirage!