When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laser-proof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow. Fair warning. This ol’ tin can is smarter than he looks.
Ain’t a good idea to 50/50 a longhorn. Trust us, cowboy. Daggum flip kick on the other hand? A stunt like that’ll land ya one heckuva sponsorship. Probably not from us though.
The Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa.
Sendero’s Hand Tied Flies! Best flies this side of the Mississippi… cause who even bothers fishin’ on the other? We've got flies so realistic, you'd swear they were spun by Mother Nature herself.
If ya squint just right on a day that’s hotter’n’hell you might catch a glimpse of a cowgirl mermaid relaxing in a cool spring; is this just what yer parched self needed? Naw… that’s a daggum mirage!
It ain’t a buckin’ bronco… it’s a steel stallion! With a hydraulic kick and a mean setta horns, this sucker is low, loud, and liable to send your hat flyin’. This Impala doesn’t just cruise—it puts on a show
Coulda been out runnin’ wild on the range, sleepin’ under the stars, and livin’ off black coffee and bad decisions. Instead, here we are—sellin’ fake cowboy hats on the internet.
“Never was a horse that couldn't be rode, never was a man that couldn't be throwed.” A wise ol’ cowboy told us this one day. Said once he understood it, it changed his whole life. So we took it to heart!
Some of us just can't pull off wearing a Cowboy Hat. And some of us should never wear one. You won't find this hat home on the range... you'll find it home on your noggin'!
The road has been long and hard for this ol' cowboy, but he paces onward across the dusty plain. Carved by his own grit and determination, the path leads on...
Crafted in a premium 200GSM jersey cotton and delivered in our standard FORMER T-shirt block for a modern and comfortable fit. Featuring front & back graphic puff print & cracked print.
Designed in a premium 320GSM cotton faced brushed fleece with 50% cotton 50% polyester for warmth and comfort, and delivered in our standard FORMER hood fit.
Designed in a premium 320GSM cotton faced brushed fleece with 50% cotton 50% polyester for warmth and comfort, and delivered in our standard FORMER hood fit.
Designed in a premium 320GSM cotton faced brushed fleece with 50% cotton 50% polyester for warmth and comfort, and delivered in our standard FORMER hood fit.
