The road has been long and hard for this ol' cowboy, but he paces onward across the dusty plain. Carved by his own grit and determination, the path leads on...
It ain’t a deer, it ain’t a moose, and it sure as heck ain’t your imagination. It’s El Fantasma del Bosque—a shadow with antlers, slipping through the trees like a whisper on the wind.
The road has been long and hard for this ol' cowboy, but he paces onward across the dusty plain. Carved by his own grit and determination, the path leads on...
Heart beating heavy in your ears, the unmistakable smell of fuel and burning rubber (perhaps some manure), this is the race of a lifetime. Everything has built to this moment, this quarter mile.
On every stretch of road from Mexico to just south of the Great White North, you can find the dillo. Every highway and byway is littered with em. Except this one aint gettin flattened any time soon he’s tearin up asphalt as fast as his wheels can take him
Just about every city kiddo that dreamed of bein’ a cowboy when they grew up started with a trusty stick horse. Complete with obnoxious neighing that'd make mama bust out the middle name.
The Velociwrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once told us the secret to taming a velociraptor is quality chips and salsa.
♫ As I walked out in the streets of L.A.
As I walked out in L.A. one day
I saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat
Wearing a cowboy hat, with no cattle he strayed ♫
Before he knew it, he's bein' yanked towards that glowin' thing, his horse’s gettin' pulled along with him too, and he’s thinkin’ this is the end of it all.
This ain’t your grandpappy’s work shirt, but it might as well be. We took a little inspiration from some of our favorite “serape” patterns out there and combined it with a vintage Western stripe.
It ain’t a buckin’ bronco… it’s a steel stallion! With a hydraulic kick and a mean setta horns, this sucker is low, loud, and liable to send your hat flyin’.
